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Thursday, June 02, 2005

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Friday, December 10, 2004


First, get one of those vibrators that straps onto the back of your hand. Then, at any hardware store, get a piece of PVC pipe of the proper diameter and length for your penis, plus an inch or so. Run hot water over it until it is nice and warm, and then coat the inside of it with Vaseline or a water-based lubricant (neater and easier to clean up, but the Vaseline feels better). Put the pipe under the straps, and put the whole contraption between two pillows, insert your cock and turn the vibrator on. You can either hold still and let the vibrator bring you off, or you can pump your cock in and out at the same time. Quite a nice sensation!

Thursday, December 09, 2004


Take three latex surgical examination gloves and blow them up with a liberal amount of air and tie them off. Take the gloves and place them all so that they are all facing each other palm inward and fingers upward. Tie all the fingers together except for a few toward the middle so that you leave a hole for your penis. Then at the other end of the gloves where they are closed off, tie them all together with dental floss. Take hand lotion or aloe jelly and lube the inside. The sensation is the closest I have have come to a real vagina because the air provides the right amount of cushion and the texture of the latex after being blown up is really great. After ejaculating wash off and store for later use.

Wednesday, December 08, 2004


Take a piece of solid foam rubber pipe insulation (available at any hardware store) and lube the inside with your favorite lube. Place it between the slats in a chair back and insert your cock and begin pumping. If you like anal stimulation too you can lube the handle of a rake or shovel and lean back on it will humping your "chair pussy."


Take a Playtex vinyl glove, fill it with spackle [which has a gooey consistency]. Insert a small piece of rubber eraser inside the middle finger. Then invert the middle finger and tie the opening of the glove, together with the tip of the middle finger. Use some KY Jelly or Vaseline for lube and you're set. Heat up slightly in microwave. Be careful not to burn yourself; spackle retains heat for a long time. The glove creates suction. You can also wrap center section of glove with ace bandage to increase sensation.


When I need the feel of a good blow job I take a bar of soap (the bigger bars work better) and drill a hole in the middle of it so my cock will fit through it. Get it wet and go to it. The edges of the bar of soap feel like a woman's lips squeezing gently down on my cock. When the hole gets a little to big to stimulate my cock I use it to bathe. Tried two bars but one really feels more like a blow job.


Get some K-Y jelly , foam pipe insulation and some duct tape. Lube up the inside of the foam pipe insulation and then duct tape it to a table/counter at dick level. Stick your meat into the pipe insulation and bang away...also makes a good cock warmer on those cold nights. P.S. Use a condom you savages.


Okay, guys, this is the ultimate way to fantasize about your dream girl. Take a regular sized pillow and a smaller pillow (two small pillows is ideal), only make sure the small pillow(s) are made of satin or some smooth material. Put them both in pillow cases of the same set, line them up so the smaller pillow is down by your crotch, and voila, you have a girl in a night slip! The possibilities are endless...rub on the small pillow while making out with the larger one, reach down to feel your "girl's" satin "panties", and if you want to go all the way, just lift up "her" slip and rub directly on the satin. The orgasm will be explosive! (I'd recommend a condom or a box of Kleenex nearby.)


Fill a small plastic bag with your favorite lube and place it between two pillows so that the opening of the bag is near the edge. Tie the pillows together with a belt so that you have made a sandwich with two pillows and a lubed plastic bag in the middle. Slide your erect cock in and thrust away.


Get a sponge bigger than your penis. Cut a slit right through the middle and stick a condom through it with some lubrication. Put something bigger than your Penis around the entrance of the sponge then put the open end of the Condom around it to make it wide enough to slip in your penis. Then use a clothes peg to hold the opposite end of the condom onto the sponge. Then insert your penis and have sex and imagine it is a hot wet pussy.


Remove the head off your electric shaver to expose the small rod-like metal peg that does all the vibrating stuff. Grab a tall plastic beaker and put a small hole in the base of it that is the same size as the rod on the electric shaver. Lubricate the inside of the beaker and slip you cock into it... Then insert the small rod of the shaver into the hole in the beaker and plug the shaver into the mains supply and turn it on. The beaker will start to violently shake from side to side around the entire length of your penis. Some amazing climax's can be experienced using this truly awesome technique.


Take a toilet paper roll , take a sewing needle and make a little hole in the top of the roll through to the other end. Take a little stick and put it through the two little holes that made. The contraption Should be like this: ----()---- Put your cock in it grab the two ends of the stick and move them toward your body and then away. You can lube your cock for smoother pumping.


Buy or find some rubber gloves, like those surgical ones but thicker, almost like dishwashing gloves but make sure they don't have the texture, just all rubber. Lay a towel out and fold it in half, then place the glove on one end with the open part hanging out a bit. Roll the towel up with the glove (like a sleeping bag roll). Now stretch the glove out over the end of the towel. Put your penis into the glove's opening and you're set. It's harder to stretch the glove around bigger towels so try a medium size one. Hand lotion type creams last longer then lubes for this.


Take 2 rubber hot water bottles and tape them together to form a pouch in the middle. Fill the rubber bottles with warm water until you get the pressure you desire in the middle of the 2 bottles. Apply plenty of lube between the rubber and slide it in. Now you can either move the bottles back and forth or lay on top of it and hump away.


I don't fully understand the plastic bag part, but the rest sounds perfectly reasonable:

Use a big plastic cup, like from baseball games. Put either 3 soft foam balls or 3 balled-up pairs of socks in the mouth of the cup. Put some hand lotion in 2 plastic bags, then put one over the other over your penis; then push your penis in the middle of the 3 balls. You can thrust in the cup if you can hold it down on something, or move it with your hand, but the most amazing is to twirl it back and forth on the hand of your penis until you come. It's like a very wet blow job.


A great thing to do with mismatched socks:

Take a sock. Roll it up like a donut, and put a latex surgical glove in it. Wrap the end of the glove over the top of the sock to hold it in place. Lube up the inside, put it between two pillows or between your mattress and your box spring, and pump away.


I bet this guy got an A in shop class:

This contraption takes time to make, but feels like a real pussy, I've tried them all. You'll need:
1- a piece of 3 in ABS pipe 6-9 in long, sand all edges smooth.
2- 4 tough elastic bands. you may try 4 pieces of bicycle tube cut in 4 pieces may work but they need to have a snap fit over the ABS.
3- 1 latex glove for washing dishes.
4- 4 condoms for best fit, 3 may work (you can't reuse these, so the price of a good jack is the price of the condoms).

Fill the condoms with hot/warm water then tie off the ends with a knot. They will be floppy. Place each condom into the tube. Fold over the reservoir ends over the tube in a quadrant (E W N S). Snap a band over to hold them in place. Do the same with the tied off ends. Cut the palm part of the glove in two halves ie: back of hand and palm. Stretch back portion over one end of the tube with the reservoirs. Hold in place with elastic. Put a 2 inch slit in the palm part of glove. Place it at the other end in same fashion. Put lube on your member and go at it, better still hold it on the floor with something, watch your favorite porn, and hump away.

Hints: All except the condoms can be reused. (Unless you can untie them without breaking and you don't use Vaseline). If there was a way to get that slimy stuff they put in cooler freeze packages in the condom, the feel would be even better. Pop in microwave if too cold. It's awkward putting it together the first time, but it gets faster. A piece of foam in the condom doesn't feel better. For a tighter fit, slit the tube on one side, sand the edges and squeeze to the size you want.


What a great way to recycle a shampoo bottle:

Cut both ends off a shampoo bottle that is slightly larger than your cock. Using two socks, (one inside the other), push the toe end through the bottle. Cut the toes off the socks. Wrap the open ends of the socks around the outside of the bottle and tape them. (Duct Tape works best). Now do the same thing with a long latex glove. Keep the fingers of the gloves intact except for one that you can use for releasing pressure and providing suction. Use your favorite lube and go at it. If the bottle is too big, use more socks to take up room and provide extra padding.


Now this would be a sight to see:

Get two very large trash bags and tape them together to make one large bag. It takes a little practice to get the ends taped just right, but once you do it is easy. Then I inflate the bags with air (vacuum cleaner) and when it gets almost full but not quite, I remove the air supply and tape over the hole. Then I lube up my cock and get on top of the bags and begin humping the bags. When I get close to cumming I love to puncture a small hole or maybe a few holes in the bag and "ride" it down. I like to cum just before I begin to hit bottom.


Talk about squeezing the Charmin:

Take one toilet paper tube, one condom, and some lube. Put the condom inside the roll and stretch the opening of the condom across the opening of the tube. Fold the end of the condom over the end of the tube and hold with one hand. Lube well and fuck like hell. BONUS: Pull on the tip of the condom while you jack and it feels like a blowjob.


Make sure the balloon is heavy-duty rubber. That pop would be unpleasant...

Fill a balloon with air, not totally full, and tie the knot. With one finger push the knot through the balloon to the other side and with the other hand hold the knot and tie it with a thread and/or rubber band to make an apple shape. Lube the balloon hole place it against any wall or between two chairs and hump your way to ecstasy.


For this one, make double sure no one's around:

Take a trash bag (white, NOT black!), cut two holes in it; one on each corner of the bottom, giving a hole about an inch in diameter. Get into the bag, sliding your legs through the holes, all the way up as far as it'll go. It should look like tight plastic shorts if you do it right.

When you're finished, take a good teaspoonful of Vaseline (or whatever you like to use), drop it down inside the front of the bag, tie it off or something (I use duct tape), and slide your penis around in it! Feels great after the Vaseline melts. Bets way to reach an orgasm is to use your palm to slide it side to side.


Such a popular tip, I decided to put it up again:

Take a Ziploc bag, a sandwich-sized one will do, and fill it with oil or KY or any other lube. Mush the bag up so that the lube layers the plastic. Then place the bag between the mattress and the box spring on your bed and pump away. This also works underneath couch cushions.


You first might want to throw away the box with the picture of the baby on it:

They make 'drop-in' baby bottle liners.. get the 8 ounce size.. comes 20 or so to a box. Lube up your cock, slip the liner on you.. then wrap a small towel around it, pop one or two large rubber bands around the whole thing and you're there! My height is perfect for putting this lustbundle on the kitchen counter and fucking can 'lean' on it with your hands to make it tighter.. whatever your pleasure is. after you cum you just throw the liner away.. easy clean up eh?


  1. Get about four or five balloons. Fill them with warm, not hot, water. Tie the ends so water will not squeeze out.

  2. Take a pillow; roll it up like a tube and tie a string around it or even use your belt.

  3. Push the warm water balloons into the opening of the pillow tube. Your fleshy warm vagina is almost ready.

  4. Take a small plastic kitchen trash can bag. Push it in between the balloons in the pillow.

  5. Put some lubricant of your choice inside the plastic bag that is being tightly squeezed by the balloons.

  6. Get your dick ready. Put the pillow on bed. Put your dick inside this plastic vagina. You will feel the warmth, slipperiness and tightness you only dreamed of.


Even better if you can find a nurse to help with the prep work:

Stroke until you get hard then "lightly" (or as tight as you want) wrap an ace bandage around your cock. Round and round you go, until you wrap it all the way around. You now have a perfectly shaped "tube pussy". Once that is complete, gently remove your dick from the bandage, take a condom (or latex glove), anything rubber and smooth.

Stick your dick into the hole where your cock was. Pull the edges out around the bandage and get a rubber band.. Put it around the edge to keep the latex item in place. After that, lube up your dick and have a blast! It's tight, just like a real cunt. For best results, put a pillow under and over the bandage; sandwich it while you fuck it. Also, it's a no-mess situation.. Fuck the shit out of it, cum in it. then just throw the condom or latex item away.. The bandage will keep it's form for future use.


Put glitter on the outside too to make it look pretty:

Take a roll of toilet paper or paper towels (depending on what's more comfortable for you), put glue on the inside, then stuff it with cotton balls. You'll have yourself a nice sex toy, all you have to do is put your cock in and go for it.